I have way too much time on my hands. I got it in my head to build this thing. Many, many hours on 123D Design, MeshMixer, and Cura. Meters of spewed hot filament. Numerous failed prints. Weeks of print throughout the night and while I'm at work. Cleaning. Sanding. Gluing. I finally ended up with this. I wish I had ordered enough filament for the entire project. I ran out twice!
Now I need to get the cat to not be afraid of it.
The build for this can be found on Instructables.